Sometimes, we all need a little guidance in where to go. Lucky for you we have dedicated, on-the-pulse reviewers squirming their well-pickled guts out to find the very best of all that the city has to offer you. Whether you're looking for champagne filled oysters atop a bed of gold necklaces or a warm flat lager in a dubiously smelling old man's joint, you'll find the most excellent of everything labelled and signposted for your convenience.
The crowd is lively and up for it, you've got a fifty burning a hole in your pocket and a fitty has just brushed past your arse. Times like this make you happy just to be alive.
Though amateur attempts at break dancing are amusing and often create injuries worthy of photographs, it′s something best left to the professionals. Dance sensibly at all times to the pounding rhythms of your favourite beat master.
Staring out into the vast abyss contemplating the inevitability of death can make a bog standard pint of lager seem weirdly meaningful - and better value for money!
Nodding heads and tapping feet work in a strange and beautiful harmony with a pint of something cold and fizzy. The noise fills the awkward silences too!
